February 2012
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dicks at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
Elton's Assistant: Elton, Gaga replied to your party invite and unfortunately she won't be able to attend since she is on a break.
Elton: Who's the next best thing?
Elton's Assistant: We could hire a Gaga imitator, if that's what you'd like?
Elton: Yes, perfect. No one will be able to tell the difference.
Katy Perry: Thank you so much for inviting me to your party, Elton.
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Have to go, i’m tired and sick, and i have a test tomorrow and i haven’t studied shit, AND i’m sick, so, i’m leaving, have a lovely night y’all.
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kissedmequiteinsane:
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
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E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST